Screw The Oscars! Bring on the Glammy Awards!

I made a fool of myself at last year's Glammy Awards for downtown club culture, when I lost Best Writer/Blogger to Lady Bunny and grabbed the mic to say, "This is an outrage! This is like when Pia Zadora beat Meryl Streep for the Golden Globe!"

I promise to behave this year. I'll even generously supply the nominees for that category--and several others--right here, so you can carefully ponder the choices while waiting to stuff the ballot box in my favor for the December event.

BEST WRITER/BLOGGER

Michael Musto

Charles Winters

Lady Bunny

Matt Phillp

Michael K

Linda Simpson

Perez Hilton

ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR:

Bianca Del Rio

Epiphany

Logan Hardcore

Mimi Imfurst

Peppermint

Shequida

Sherry Vine

BEST HOST/HOSTESS:

Amanda Lepore

Ariel Sinclair

Dina Delicious

James Coppola

Ladyfag

Peppermint

Shequida

BEST DJ:

Corey Craig

Johnny Dynell

Keo Nozari

Lina

Nita

Scotty Rox

Steve Sidewalk

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT CATEGORY OF ALL...

BEST GO GO BOY:

Anthony Garanes

Brandon Pronst

Chase

Chris Harder

Geronimo

Matthew Camp

Pony

Gosh, based on the name alone, I'd have to vote for Chris Harder!