Screw The Oscars! Bring on the Glammy Awards!
I made a fool of myself at last year's Glammy Awards for downtown club culture, when I lost Best Writer/Blogger to Lady Bunny and grabbed the mic to say, "This is an outrage! This is like when Pia Zadora beat Meryl Streep for the Golden Globe!"
I promise to behave this year. I'll even generously supply the nominees for that category--and several others--right here, so you can carefully ponder the choices while waiting to stuff the ballot box in my favor for the December event.
ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR:
Bianca Del Rio
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT CATEGORY OF ALL...
BEST GO GO BOY:
Gosh, based on the name alone, I'd have to vote for Chris Harder!