The French Meryl Streep Speaks!

Bonjour, kiddies. CLICK HERE and read my Thanksgiving week column giving praises to film star Isabelle Huppert, who swept into town to do a play, promote a movie, and act all Frenchy, in between talking to me about her life choices.

I aso journeyed to Harlem for a rousing production of Dreamgirls, the show that made us all desperate to be in a black girl group.

And I was on a panel discussion that tried to revive the Algonquin roundtable, an experience that made me realize I'm more Dorothy Kilgallen than Dorothy Parker.

I also include my final thoughts--ever--about the genital adventures of Levi Johnston and Adam Lambert.

Enjoy, and bon appetit.