"You're So Butch, Chris!"
CLICK HERE, read my new column, and find out which famous hottie Sir Ian McKellen eyelash-battingly said that to last week in public!
Not quite as butchly, I also dive into:
*Jude Law's answer to "To party or not to party?"
*Brooke Shields's reaction to Michael Jackson's music these days
*What Kept, the Logo reality show about the real gays of NYC, will actually consist of
*My sour grapes about all the dish on Anderson Cooper's boyfriend
*The two women in George Clooney's life these days
*Eva Mendes' tempestuously sexy turn as a hooker on drugs
And a whole lot more! You're on the list for it all--so enter already!