Get Yourself a Cumshot T Shirt!
Well, now you can buy one and keep it forever! As evidence that you're a whackjob!
It's the "EVB Cumshot Tee," with a silkscreened cumshot on the front and a white EVB logo on the back, below the collar.
It's only 30 bucks and it's guaranteed to get you a boyfriend--or at least someone who'll touch you very hard with a damp cloth.