Get Yourself a Cumshot T Shirt!

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Not all of us are as crafty as President Clinton's orally proficient intern was. We don't always remember to save various jizz-drenched articles of clothing as keepsakes, not to mention as evidence.

Well, now you can buy one and keep it forever! As evidence that you're a whackjob!

It's the "EVB Cumshot Tee," with a silkscreened cumshot on the front and a white EVB logo on the back, below the collar.

It's only 30 bucks and it's guaranteed to get you a boyfriend--or at least someone who'll touch you very hard with a damp cloth.

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