I'm Taking Another Vacation Week!

Sorry, kids, but I'm not sure if the vacation weeks here roll over, and I'm too lazy to try and find out. So I'll just seize one now and will spend the copious leisure time enjoying all the end-of-decade reminiscing, desperate fake sun tanning, and obsessive lip glossing while I wait for Santa to drop down my personal chute bearing Snuggies and chocolates.

I trust you'll find some entertainment of your own this week--and I'll even give you an idea of some for free:

My column will appear this Wednesday!

See you then as sure as my middle name is Flo.