Is Nine a 10?
CLICK HERE for my new column which tells you all about the splashy new movie musical with Daniel Day-Lewis trying to "Be Italian."
Ladyfag: The future is now, apparently. Photo by Randy Burke
I also delve into:
*Johnny Depp's poignant onscreen remarks about dead icons like Heath Ledger
*The Oscar chances of Tom Ford's big gay movie
*The fascinating thinking that must have gone into green-lighting Invictus
*The weirdness that is called The Lovely Bones
*And the reality behind such show biz legends as Elaine Stritch, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Ladyfag.