It's New Year's Resolution Time!
And thanks to the fact that I'm so fucking neurotic, I've already drawn up my tidy list of them. In fact, I did it months ago!!!
*To not be so fucking neurotic
*To drop all my old grudges and start all new ones
*To not end every day with a mouthful of spice drops
*To stop eating out with people who ask waiters stuff like, "Are you sure there are no chicken products or by-products in the sorbet?"
*And to try to get through a whole episode of Mad Men