What's Up With Airport Security?

So you have to flush away half your toothpaste before boarding while also making sure to dramatically discard your highly dangerous bottle of water, but if you show up carrying a handful of "firecrackers," you're escorted right in with bells on?

So you have to be stripped and humiliated in front of hundreds of people, taking off your belt and shoes and opening every bag and orifice, but if you're a nutjob who wants to build an explosive on his lap, you're given a bag of chips and frequent flier miles?

WTF?

More importantly, who will play the fabulous 32-year-old Dutch filmmaker who jumped on the guy and saved the day?

I vote for Christian Bale.