Andy Dick Charged with Gay Sexual Abuse
Amusing lit keg Andy Dick was slapped with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia. He's charged with grabbing a bar bouncer's crotch and kissing and groping a male customer.
Dick is stunned by these charges and denies any criminal conduct.
So which was it? Did the conflicted comic once again act out his private sexual issues in public?
Or is this just a smarmy case of West Virginian gay panic at its worst?
Feel free to use the name Dick as often as possible in your answers.