Brit Hume Tells Tiger Woods To Accept Christ

Let me just tell you what happens on it, OK? Brit Hume, formerly a serious newsman, gives advice to Tiger Woods, saying that the fallen athlete's Buddhism doesn't really have the power of forgiveness and redemption that's needed for him to rally and score as a person.

"Turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery," says Hume in his new role as the Saint Bernadette of the right wing.

Yeah, Tiger, all that guilt combined with a holy distaste for safe sex and abortions will scare the living crap out of you and you'll turn celibate!