Does Howard Stern Wear a Wig?

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If he does, that's fine with me. But magazine editor Chaunce Hayden seems to think it's a big deal.

Bear in mind that Hayden used to be on the show, apparently got shit-canned, and has since tried to stir up ill will against the shock jock, most recently saying Stern had turned his back (and his wig) on troubled comic Artie Lange.

And his new follicle evidence?

A press release from Hayden says, "A wig company called Farrell Hair Systems apparently has a NYC salon where they keep a wall of clients hidden behind a curtain.

"Hmmm, well guess whose framed photo hangs along side years of loyal clients? You guessed it.....

"Hayden now has in his possession two photos (attached; "no pun") of the infamous Farrell client wall featuring Howard Stern with his long curls. Oddly, it's the exact same hair style worn by the owner of the company Richard Farrell himself.

"In recent years, Stern (whose father is as bald as an egg) has admitted to getting loads of plastic surgery on his face, including a new and improved chin. Could it be time for Stern to finally come (Mr.) clean about his hair?"

Can this be true? And would you really believe someone who writes about himself in the third person?

Michael Musto would!

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Rob0729
Rob0729

Howard has built his career on lies.  Fake guests (the guy who supposably stuffed his dead daughter was an actor from Electric Eel Entertainment hired by Howard to appear on the air), fake callers pumping things like Howard TV and AGT, and lying about his success (Howard claims he was # 1 in ever market he was in although there were many markets including Chicago where he was never #1).  


Why would anyone be surprised that he is lying about his hair being real?

Jon
Jon

Howard Stern has a Wig for sure

Jon
Jon

No man his age has that much hair, I am a hair dresser and i can tell you for sure he has a major wig, He's hiding it big time

flashtrum
flashtrum

When Howard loses that f@g Ralph maybe he won't be so ridiculous looking. His beard is completely grey, and Gary said on the show recently that Howard doesn't dye his hair. Factual because he doesn't have hair. 

David KayeP
David KayeP

Yes, OF COURSE Howard Stern wears a wig.  This is not news!  His newscaster/sidekick Robin Quivers mentioned this in her book back in 1995!  Sheesh!

Russjuly17
Russjuly17

He wore a wig in his movie! Remember the scene outside with AC/DC. IT WAS A MOVIE!!! Obviously he was fitted there for it... Chaunce Hayden is an Ass! That's it.

Eric
Eric

I seen Howard stern take his wig off on David letterman about 20 years ago I think he has grown his own hair since

Mr. Fantastic
Mr. Fantastic

I don't know, if you were going to get a wig, would you get something that hideous?

Jackwise
Jackwise

It's possible that Howard didn't inherit the baldness gene from his father, but I think it is highly unlikely that he'd have a full head of hair like that without any enhancements. It's just common sense. And who really gives a shit anyway?

Andrea Bollich
Andrea Bollich

Stir just until the mixture is moistened but still lumpy.

Joan Mellenthin
Joan Mellenthin

Brush the tops of the biscuits generously with some of the melted butter.

Jody Elicker
Jody Elicker

My Christian teachings tell me Jesus needs us to show another cheek. Thank God we've been a nation that divides the church and state; it's about time we as Americans just explain Ahmadinejad to go to hell. For the UN, I'd personally favour my tax funds sent on The Bridge to No Where. As a minimum we might have something to show for it.

Elna Ifeanyi
Elna Ifeanyi

Terrific post, thanks. Would you explain the first part in additional detail please?

Collene Regn
Collene Regn

I am not sure on what to think since my hair loss does not halt and everyone thinks it will start to accelerate, can it stop?

Todd Caldwell
Todd Caldwell

Hell with why is his hair fake. I wan't to know why he uses a condom when he has sex with his wife?

LS
LS

You're idiots if you think that isn't a wig..Have you ever seen a single person with hair that thick, let alone at his age? You can NEVER see his scalp, and his hairline is un-naturally low. You're just biased cos you're fans

C
C

Go on youtube and look at the videos of when Howard was younger. He wore a really bad hairpiece that didnt even match the color of his mustache. He still wears today, it's just much better quality.

NYCPETE
NYCPETE

Howard Stern does not wear a wig. This column is shoddy and full of intentional falsehoods. I Mistook Musto for a journalist once. When did he become so pathetic?

tommy nigro's big belly
tommy nigro's big belly

stern is bald. only an asshole would think that is his real hair.

it's a wig you jerkoffs

Embroidery Sewing Machine
Embroidery Sewing Machine

There are gears that power sewing machines needle up and down, the feed dogs to feed the fabric through, and the bobbin to form the lock stitch. There's also a lever that pulls the thread tight. The gears keep everything synchronized.

duh
duh

"Stern (whose father is as bald as an egg)"

Chaunce is no journalist and barely human. Male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother. Plus Stern's hairdresser, Toni Coburn, is paid every day over 10 years to come to the building, not his house in secret, and style his wig?

JC in AZ
JC in AZ

Chaunce, keep trying to bait Howard. Since you don't have any real talent, your best hope is that you will finally hit a nerve with Howard and he will mention your name one last time.

Your magazine sucks, you're an idiot and you really need to just go find another line of work. I hear Farrell Hair Systems is hiring...

KillaWat
KillaWat

If you saw Howard on his most recent appearance on Letterman, at one point, it sure looks like he is adjusting a wig...

keith
keith

"loads of plastic surgery"?he admitted to having a nosejob and work on his chin, both during the same procedure. not "loads." any retard can look at him and see he hasn't had "loads" of work done on his face.a picture on the wall proves nothing. he wore many different wigs in the private parts movie and on the cover of his second book. that doesn't mean he wears a wig in his everyday life. chaunce is so pathetic. your use of blatant exaggeration is pathetic as well.

Superfan Roundtable sucks
Superfan Roundtable sucks

All i know is The superfan roundtable show sucks. And I will be making a website soon to get people to get together to protest to cancel it. SFN SUCKS ,MUTT SUCKS AND ALL THE LOSER MODS WHO LIVE IN THEIR PArents basement.Ass napkin ed is a complete loser. And High pitch is a scumbag. try to censor that SFN

IbangedbethinthebathroomoftheO
IbangedbethinthebathroomoftheO

Look I'm a blackman and played b ball for Pitt in the 90's and was a "good" friend of Beth in her college days. I see her when ever I'm I. The NYC and she never mentioned a wig to me. Then again her mouth was full.

HOWARD STERN FANS R SCUM
HOWARD STERN FANS R SCUM

stern really gets his neo-nazi fans to defend him...if only they would all die for him, too.

Steven Dowsett
Steven Dowsett

Howard has also admitted to having his chin and neck fixed.... Sorry Stern lovers. But Hayden is probably right on this one.

CMG
CMG

What does Chaunce Hayden have against Howard? Look at the top of the head. That is real.

Jim
Jim

"In recent years, Stern (whose father is as bald as an egg) has admitted to getting loads of plastic surgery on his face, including a new and improved chin. Could it be time for Stern to finally come (Mr.) clean about his hair?"

a) It's the mother's side of the family that tends to dictate a persons hairline.b) Howard has admitted to one plastic surgery, which...c) Was the shaving down of his nose

Mr. Musto, it's one thing for a gossip columnist w/a clear agenda to print a story with glaring errors. It's another to repeat the story w/o looking into glaringly apparent mistakes and misquotes.LAZY REPORTING MR. MUSTO!

Bill
Bill

Chaunce Hayden is an asshole

HELLS ANGELS NYC
HELLS ANGELS NYC

SAD HOW THIS ROTTEN ZIONIST AND GOULAINI LOVER LOST MORE THAN 2/3 OF HIS RADIO AUD. BY TAKING THE MILS. AND RUNNING AWAY TO SAT. RADIO. WE ALWAYS DREAMED BOUT HIM AND ROBIN REPLACEING 1 OF THE PUPPET HEADS ON 2 OR 4 OR 7 TO DO THE NEWS AND DIAL A DATE WHICH WAS THE BEST PART OF THERE PROG. ANYWAY. SHOW LOST ALOT WITHOUT BILLIE WEST .

GOOGLE " ZIONIST CRIMES "

Andy
Andy

Who in the fuck cares if he wears a wig? He doesn't for one, and he has had "tons" of plastic surgery? Ummmm no. WTF lameass shit.

Mike
Mike

Chaunce Hayden is just an angry person that writes lies about Howard. He has written several lies on his free news paper about Howard just for attention.You can tell when Chaunce Hayden is not telling the truth, his lips or his typewriter is moving. He only uses Howard's name to get his name in print. He's just a disgruntled person that used to be a caller,(only. He came on the show once that I can remember when he was trying to get Stuttering Johns job, after he left to go to the Leno show.

Beth Oats The Horse Faced Gold
Beth Oats The Horse Faced Gold

Beth Oats and Hampton's Howie are the most plastic, phony, artificial couple on earth.

Howard is definitely wearing a wig and has had a nose and chin job.

Beth Oats bought herself a brand new face (although she can't correct that scary crossed-eye) and has bolt-on boobies.

Their loveless marriage is fake -- it's a business partnership.

And the two of them have turned The Howard Stern Show into a milquetoast yawn fest.

It's too bad Howard doesn't allow real callers onto the show anymore . . . they might bring up Howard's toupee.

El Barto
El Barto

As dopey as Hayden is, he is right about Howard wearing a wig. Ralph wears the same wig as does the dude from Quiet Riot. I read that the "baldness" gene can come from either parent's side of the family.

Crazy Alice Nelson
Crazy Alice Nelson

Are these comments supposed to be funny? Not a funny one in the whole thread.

q
q

go fuck yourself ivan

Mutts an Imbecilic Fool
Mutts an Imbecilic Fool

Great job Chaunce !!!!

You have finally confirmed what so many others have known all along, that, yes, Stern is definitely wearing a wig. And, yes, a rockstar wig makes him look even more ludicrous and pathetic than he already is.

Its great that we can speak our minds freely here, unlike that moronic ass-clown Mutt's Stern site which is all about glorifying the censoring of free speech. And for the record, Mutt, your show, which is filled with nonstop yelling by you, is the worst show anyone has ever heard on radio. Do the world a favor and stop torturing us with your nonstop yelling of your immature personality and assinine thoughts.

Nurse Ivan
Nurse Ivan

[moronic youtube video response here]

Anonymous
Anonymous

LOADS of plastic surgery? Get real...

Dr. Ivan 4
Dr. Ivan 4

He's has his wigs sewn on with Beth's horse hair. Thread tightly my friends.

Ralph
Ralph

Listen Stupid: I'd like to explain the truth about Howard's hair but I can't right now because I'm waiting for someone at the next table to leave so I can grab that nice tip he left for the waiter. Hey now.

Jonster
Jonster

OK, he doesn't wear wig. He wears a merkin on his bald pudendum.

John Hein
John Hein

Forget Howard - take a look at my mane. That ain't no wig baby!

Sal Governale
Sal Governale

Look, there are three things in this world that I am absolutely certain of, and the first thing is, the best manly sex I ever had was with Richard Christie; second, my wife will do anyone that cares to ask; and third, I was at Stern's apartment once and after going to the can accidentally glimpsed the wig being lowered onto Howard's head, just like that scene with Darth Vader's helmet from "The Empire Strikes Back".

flashtrum
flashtrum

You "seen"? Wow. Public school is awesome. 

johnnapiranha
johnnapiranha

@LS he just turned 60.  it's not like he's 80.

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