Was Tiger Woods' Apology Good Enough?

But because he's married, he's a loser and a sex addict.

And that's why I'm single!

Anyway, his public apology today was a good career move--help clear the air by making contact with the masses, and then go back to your shtupping--I mean your stopping of the rampant sex drive and its pathological overuse.

But I did have some concerns with his performance:

*Tiger apologized for hurting everyone in the room. Huh? The press people? He gave them the best story of their lives and they feasted on it like vultures! I bet they're pissed that he's zipping up.

*He righteously declared, "Please leave my wife and kids alone." Like he did when he plowed every living being that moved?

*Those hair plugs!

But the saddest thing of all was that a guy who likes to sleep around had to confess like a criminal and promise he'll never get fucked again!

We live in a weird country--one where people strive for marriage, then openly desecrate it as everyone who secretly desecrates it gathers 'round to throw rocks.