Green Day Was Influenced By Ethel Merman!
CLICK HERE for my new column in which Green Day admits that Broadway legend Ethel Merman had something to do with their new musical about teen angst.
I'm not making this stuff up!
Also in the column:
*Did the Night of 1000 Gowns turn into a Mormon-bashing gala--and how was the tucking?
*Does Twyla's new dance-ical do justice to Ol' Blue Eyes (if not to Merman)?
*And which Real Housewife of NYC found out about my large penis?
Again, this shit is for real!