Yay! Hollywood is Remaking Bad Movies!
The movie industry is finally coming around to my way of thinking and remaking stinkers!
I always thought it was absurd that classic films are continually remade as part of Hollywood's dearth-of-imagination routine. They were already great the first time! Why go at it again?
It's cinematic turds that need to be redone in order to make them right.
So I'm actually tickled that remakes have been announced for such remarkably undistinguished entries as Real Genius, Overboard, and Red Sonja, for Chrissake.
Let's bring on some more of these weird retreads.
Let's remake Howard the Duck!
And Troll 2!