"I Pissed and Peed and I Dribbled It In...

And we got married in the summer by the salty sea.

But love doesn't last when its based on pee."

Dripping wet?

Then you'll love comic/singer Jessica Delfino, who wrote and sang that pisser of a song on her last CD, the (water) sporty sociopolitical romp I Want To Be Famous.

And according to Wikipedia, her talents also include playing a "guitar, flying V ukelele, and a rape whistle."

The woman is a one-person citizen's band! Especially her mouth and her flowing V!

But let me toot her horn a little. Along with fellow funny ladies Steph Sabelli and Diane O'Debra, Delfino does a monthly Skits 'N' Tits revue at Bowery Poets Cafe (308 Bowery).

The next one is April 14 at 10 PM.

After a few drinks, maybe she'll meet you in the loo.