Jail Time For The Quaids
Randy Quaid and his wife Evi are big old troublemakers who finally had to face three hours in the clink.
They had allegedly skipped out on their bill at a California inn.
Then they brazenly missed court dates related to that case.
And when they finally appeared in court, they flashed Randy's Golden Globe, making the judge furious!
I guess he thought LBJ could have been played better in the TV movie Randy won the thing for.
In any case, one should never flash an award--or any other pendulous object--in court. It will land you in jail, where you'll soon enough become someone's bitch.