Jessica Alba: Hottest Woman Alive

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I have no idea if she can act since I've only ever seen her in Fantastic Four, which wasn't exactly The Magnificent Ambersons, scriptwise.

But there's no doubt that Jessica Alba is a modern day Ava Gardner, rife with smoldering sex appeal--so much of it that she could turn a gay man straight (at least if accompanied by electroshock treatments and a large cash payment).

Jess will next surface in The Killer Inside Me, in which crazed Casey Affleck beats her to a pulp--and I bet she still looks good!

Does Jessica do it for you too or have I left my mind at the nightclub coat check again?


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