Jesus Penis Is Causing Pandemonium in Oklahoma!
This is even more scandaloso than the rumors about Larry King and the wife's sister.
A fully erect crucifix in an Oklahomo--I mean Oklahoma--church is getting extreme reactions from parishioners (some of whom have become ex parishioners).
This thing puts the "erection" back in resurrection.
It proves that Christ may have been nailed, but honey, he could easily have nailed you too.
The man was HUNG!
But wait a minute! The church's Reverend swears that's not a penis at all, it's actually extended abs!
Hmm, maybe. But Jesus' six-pack sure looks like 8 inches to me.