Was Bruce Springsteen "Born To Run Around"?
The rocker has long been the beacon for everyman-style integrity, radiating honesty and fierce pride as he fights to protect the American dream.
But now it seems like he steals the everyman's wife!
And by the way, she happens to be a Patti Scialfa lookalike!
Why not just stick with the real Patti instead of shattering my vision of him as a rules-following folk hero?
What next--Michelle Bombshell?