Barbara Walters Ain't Going Anywhere
The TV legend who can ask you what kind of tree you are and make you cry is here for the even longer haul.
She's recovering from heart surgery and will no doubt be back on her feet and interviewing and lisping and cocktail partying just like before, if a tiny bit weatherbeaten by the experience.
She'll be "View"-ing it up and carrying on again, having underwent a delicate procedure that by all reports worked out well and merely requires some recovery time, if you don't mind.
Anyone who said the woman had "one foot in the gwave" is sick.