From The Journals of Porn Star Jeff Palmer! (Not Safe For Office)

"One night I went to his apartment and after a refreshing fresh shower, wine and poppers, I was already deep inside his soft, pink, juicy, warm, tender, inviting, generous, open, starving, hypnotizing, seductive, appetizing, exciting, sweet, good, great, welcoming, fantastic and fuckable butt hole, but I think he have a boyfriend, so no repeat with him.

"I'm rested and ready and alert for another long journey that might last a lot longer then the last one.

"As a server of God one develops a sense of anticipation of what might be based on a combination of things like the study of dreams and the amount of desire coming from the server who's always on alert to follow only his master's orders, in my case my master is Jesus Christ who is part of the holy, blessed and saint trinity."

I'm speechless, children.