Let's Only Talk In Cliched Gayspeak For a Fagulous Minute!

Let's limit this post to worn-out but lovable old stereotypical gay slang--just as a reminder of our roots and a refresher course in yestergay.

Say something queeny, honey, and don't make it tired or I'll read your bugle beads!

Girleen, I'll snap you upside down if you go there.

You betta work it, Blanche. You heard me, Mary!

I'll take your tina away, Miss thing!

And by the way, stop cottaging for chicken, 'cause you don't have the right zhoosh for it.

And Betty Badge will come looking to bust your queen ass.

Better go back to fish, bitch!