A Valley of the Dolls Photo Totem Pole

This glamorous cautionary montage lines up some of the most hallucinogenic images from 1967's three-gals-on-a-rampage romp for a stunning pole of horror that we can simultaneously laugh and gasp at while Lindsay Lohan sucks it up and learns her place in the hierarchy.

Feast your bloodshot eyes on this madcap merry-go-round.

Extra puffy bonus at the end.