Stars Who Will Never Die

• Joan Collins

• And at any weight, those teeth you have are hideous!!!!

• HAHAHA. Every anonymous fool online is 150 pounds!!! Please, pig!

• To "carbone" ----If 150 lbs at 5' 11" tall is what you consider a "fat pig" ...then you are insane bitch. (I happily, not sadly say fuck you)

• Unfortunately, you are correct about La Bindi because she is not human. Mark my words, 50 years from now she will still be ten, terrorizing animals and humankind.

• Abe Vigoda.

• Taqruin=sad, fat pig.

• oh you, honey, you!

• Miss Diana Ross. I know u hate her but you're an ugly, tasteless fag so who cares what u think. Diana is a legend bitch!

• Larry King just announced his pending retirement from CNN. Will taxidermy be the next step? He could still do radio.

• Liz.

• Mickey Rooney Wilford Bremley

• Robin Byrd Cher looks great in that photo, is it recent?

• Lindsay Lohan!

• Keith Richards Ozzie Osbourne Hugh Hefner

• Elaine Stritch!

• Joan Fontaine and her sister, Olivia deHavilland; each one trying to outlive the other. Livvy hasn't died, has she?

• The words "fucking" ad "Abe Vigoda" should never be in the same sentence.

• ALPHA BETA GAMMA EPSILON ZETA, Jones Catherine

• Yeah, let's name some of those.

• Bindi Irwin?? That one stopped me dead in my tracks. I had to look her up. It's heartless, but what about stars who should die (professionally that is!) but who continually manage to pop up?

• I can't believe no one said this yet: fucking ABE VIGODA!!

• All the ones that should.

• Gloria Stuart. Her heart will go on.

• jessie owens

• Elizabeth Taylor!! Lauren Bacall!! Jennifer Jones!! (Whoops, she did?)

• Elvis

• michael jackson. jus� saw him on 14th street.

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