Title Your Memoirs!

It's imperative that you give your memoirs a name before you transition to the next life and then someone finds them in your attic and slaps an awful title on them like, "I Was a Big Fool With a Flabby Ass."

Even if you haven't written the book yet, it's urgent that you think up a title you can live with and then copyright it immediately so your life story will have an appellation that's zippy and utterly worthy of you.

Think really hard, and you'll come up with a title memorable enough to stand on the shelf next to classics like "Don't Hassel the Hoff," "Secrets of a Sparrow," and "SeinLanguage."

For mine, I'm wavering between "Schlock of Ages" and "A Streetcar Named Desperation."

You?