Assaulter of Three Gay Men Only Gets 45 Days in Jail!
You heard me.
Driton Nicaj attacked Joe Holladay on the Upper East Side last year and used the word "faggot," though a judge somehow pooh-poohed the hate-crime angle.
He also viciously attacked two other men who were reportedly gay!
That's half of what Lindsay Lohan got for violating parole!
I'm writing a giant "Fuck U" on my nails and running to the courthouse as we speak.