Bidding a Dead Horse: Put Your Finger on the Trigger

Want a dead horse?

Run down to Christie's and bid on Roy Rogers' legendary Trigger (or whatever form of him exists in the creepily beautiful version photographed here by Brian Cummings).

For an estimated $100,000 to $200,000, you can own the taxidermied golden palomino steed and all his happy trails.

Trigger died in 1965, but he's still more attractive than a lot of today's crop of blonde movie stars.

Come on, spend some cash on a hoofer for a change.