Do Hookups Ever Look Better Than Their Photos?

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We all know about the bullshit artists who say they're models and then show up and turn out to be hand models with the face of a carb-drenched werewolf.

And then there are all those self-proclaimed hotties whose web photos must have been shot through gauze and then smeared in gray vaseline.

In reality, they do indeed look like Brad Pitt -- but only at the end of Benjamin Button.

But has the impossible ever happened and a hookup's actually looked better than his/her photos?

Have they ever showed up at your door -- or a friend's door -- and nabbed the reaction, "Shit! Bingo! Jackpot! I was prepared for Godzilla, but this one's God plus a cherry on top"?


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