Lourdes Ciccone's Blog, For Realzzzz
Take a look at her introductory posting and see if it doesn't sound like the work of some hired hack trying to achieve the tone of a teen girl.
It's as if Hannah Montana swallowed a pill at the local mall and came out, like, a designer.
Every familiar phrase is tossed in there, from "awesome" to "for realzzzz" to "cool" to "rocks" to about 500 more awesomes.
There's one part I thought was really awesome, though.
The part where Lourdes says she doesn't like the color brown because it reminds her of caca!