Peaches Christ, Superstar
Get down on your knees, heathen.
Peaches Christ is coming to NYC with a movie called All About Evil and a traveling road show to boot, and if you don't show up, you will go directly to hell on a crucifix made of fruit cocktail.
Peaches has something to do with one Joshua Grannell, who explains:
"The movie is a black comedy gore film starring Natasha Lyonne, Cassandra 'Elvira' Peterson, Mink Stole, and Thomas Dekker.
"As part of the film's release, I'm putting on pre-show spectacles hosted by my drag alter ego PEACHES CHRIST. It's meant to be vaudevillian and in the spirit of 60's showmanship a la William Castle.
"In NYC, we're pulling out all the stops, flying in a bunch of performers from SF, and featuring Ms. Lyonne herself as part of the show. The whole tour celebrates the bohemian underground world of midnight movies the film was born in."
So you decide, New York.
Shove Peaches up your ass like performance artist Karen Finley would do, or merely show up, pay up, and suck it down.