Why Are Pedicab Drivers All So Hot?

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Why is it that very single guy who drives the pedicabs that fill up half the street look like they should instead be posing for L'Uomo Vogue?

They're invariably drop-dead gorgeous from head to toe -- supermodel material, with simmering eyes and tousled locks -- and I can't figure out why!

Is it just some stunning stroke of fate, like the way K-Mart employees all look like they've been hit on the head?

Do the guys all think that driving a pedicab is the way to be seen and get discovered? (And it is; believe me, I've noticed.)

Or is there some smarmy, letchy Lou Pearlman type who's in charge of casting?

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