Why Are Pedicab Drivers All So Hot?
Why is it that very single guy who drives the pedicabs that fill up half the street look like they should instead be posing for L'Uomo Vogue?
They're invariably drop-dead gorgeous from head to toe -- supermodel material, with simmering eyes and tousled locks -- and I can't figure out why!
Is it just some stunning stroke of fate, like the way K-Mart employees all look like they've been hit on the head?
Do the guys all think that driving a pedicab is the way to be seen and get discovered? (And it is; believe me, I've noticed.)
Or is there some smarmy, letchy Lou Pearlman type who's in charge of casting?