What's the Most Hideous Look You've Ever Seen at the Beach?

The beach is the place where people come to shed their inhibitions -- and clothes -- and parade around in the sun and sand without any self-consciousness, even though they often look like grotesque primordial creatures oozing around in terribly undignified swimwear.

Sure, sometimes you can sit there and revel in the fine displays of half-clad body images, but more often you're thinking, "Did they really have to go out in public looking like that? And half-naked yet? Blechhhh!"

I'm not asking you to make fun of people's body types, mind you, because we don't do that here, ahem.

But are there any beach creatures you wish your mind hadn't been eternally scarred by the sight of?