Which Fashion Publicist Said 'Kike'...?
Appalled? Good! Then CLICK HERE for my new column in which I pile on hideously accurate blind items like that one.
The truth isn't pretty, honey.
And I've squeezed a lot of it into this tantalizingly suggestive batch of queries -- with enough clues laced through the quizzin' to make this an extra-delicious game of ritualized torture.
I manage to shoehorn in a lot of stuff with names too.
*Julianne Moore's new lesbian romantic comedy-drama, with Mark Ruffalo as a scruffily appealing sperm donor
*The Grease sing-along premiere, where I learned who Frenchie had crushes on in real life
*And a camp production of Picnic waaay downtown.
It's called eclectic, honey.