Anna Nicole Smith's Greatest Outtakes

And apparently they weren't much shorter, either.

Anna Nicole played Carrie Wink, an ace helicopter pilot who finds herself in the midst of some serious terrorist action. (Well, she's smack-dab in the middle of a bomb all right.)

As the jiggly blonde messes up line after line, you feel for her nerves -- and you also come to sort of admire her chutzpah and undeniable star quality despite it all.

And by the way, her boobies were the real twin towers.

Thanks to Tony winner Jeff Whitty for tipping me off to this outrageously fun reel.