Favorite Down Home Expressions From Southern Illinois
"My name is Karl, but you can call me tonight!"
"I swear to Goat!"
"I get those in BULK!"
"Shut your hole; mine's making money!"
"And which dwarf are you?"
"Save the song and dance for Broadway, bitch!"
"For those who have teeth, we have apples!"
"Cheater, Cheater, Compulsive eater!"
"Look, they took a varmint and taught it to speak!"
"I smell a mess!"
"Friends don't let friends live in Brooklyn!"
By the way, these are all from the funny new book My Brother Married My Sister. Where Do I Sit? by Karl B. Daniel and Bradley J. Provines.