I Won a Gooth Magazine Readers' Choice Award!

This was presented recently at Splash by the magazine, which covers gay clubs, music, and, I guess, columnists.

Alas, I couldn't be there because I was busy cavorting with my best friends the Black Eyed Peas in Atlantic City.

But singer Adam Barta was nice enough to accept for me and also to later bring me the plaque, which is going on a luxurious shelf right next to my Paper magazine lifetime achievement trophy and my Golden Pineapple award.

By the way, Gooth turns out to stand for "Get out of the house."

I would have known that if I gooth more.