Amber Alert! Go See the Real Reba McIntyre!
She's flat-out hilarious, and she'll apparently be doing that bit at Joe's Pub this very Sunday, you little deep-fried fritters you.
Check out the above video by Russ Turk and you'll see glimmers of Amber's other talents as well:
Heavy metal, Patsy Cline-ing, scary witchery, and even a Tracy Chapman tune.
So take your fast car to Joe's and be someone, be someone.