I'm The Star of the New BoConcept Commercial
They even refer to me as "famed gossip columnist Michael Musto."
It starts with me sitting at my desk, which is in such hideous disarray that I can't even find my computer.
In comes resident sprite Niki Cheng, who alerts me to BoConcept's motto -- "No limits in organization" -- as I cleverly start to realize I'm in a makeover commercial.
Next thing you know, my place is spotless and all refined and tidy and.....
No, let me not give it away. You'll have to watch the entire 30 seconds!