Countess LuAnn Meets Pee-wee Herman

CLICK HERE for my zingy column in which offbeat celebs like Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Pee Wee Herman come together in a big ball of glittery mayhem, and I emerge the wiser for it.

*Find out Pee Wee's blistering response to Carl Paladino.

*LuAnn's burning desire to play a killer on Broadway.

*And come with me to an event where New York's top drag queens scratched each other's tattooed eyeliner off as they battled it out for trophies.

It's fabulash!