Addams Family Star: "This Show Has Been Shat Upon!"
And she's fuming mad about it!
But she's also a little annoyed about the less appealing aspects of her part in the show itself and the low-class audiences that come to lap it up on a regular basis.
CLICK HERE for my column about her plight -- and also learn about my plight as someone who had to pay to see Burlesque!
I'll tell you all about the gay character in the film who slept with Cher, and the straight character who sleeps with Christina, but seems gay.
And of course, I fill you in on Cher's big number, which was shot through the fuzziest haze since Lucy did Mame!
And yet, the result -- and you can quote me -- was "not unsatisfying."