2011 In Review!

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Why wait all the way till the end of the year for all those inevitable-2011-in-review stories?

As always, I'm wildly ahead of the curve and on top of the trend.

So how has the year been so far?

Well, as pop culture's most avid observer, I'm totally your man for the wrapup:

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift shockingly broke up after a torrid three or four day romance.

GM announced that their sales went up 6.3% last year.

The snow eventually was plowed, shoveled, or melted away, only to have some more drop down.

A psycho shot people in Arizona, stupidly taking Sarah Palin literally.

A Portuguese model killed and castrated his "daddy," proving the queers demand equal psycho rights.

And Vinnie from Jersey Shore launched a clothing line.

That's about it!

Overall, it was a heartbreaking year of struggle and revolt, yet we soldiered through it with our usual moxie and style.

Cheers, everyone. On to 2012!


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10 comments
Jonster
Jonster

Doesn't it feel like the bubbling crude catastrophe courtesy of BP happened years ago?

Movielover
Movielover

What do you think of our impending demise for 2012? Will it be anti climactic or will we all perish as predicted?

franco
franco

... it was a heartbreaking year of struggle and revolt,

I'm surprised and very impressed by your thinly veiled reference to the dire situation in the Sudan.

Much success to you then and... keep it real.

rolph
rolph

Victoria had her boobs removed, so now she's even thinner. As Jay Leno said, "I just went on ebay and saw 'Spice rack' for sale."

latenitebump
latenitebump

but he said he wasn´t gay, annie-mo´! and people are writing the daddy was the real psycho who was hated by the elite in portugal (if there´s such a thing! elite in portugal. christopher columbus.)victoria beckham is still proving that david´s ding-ding is still good after all these years by announcing child #4 on the ways! what about her anorexic figure?

Amanji
Amanji

if you continue making these hilarious blogs i'm going to have to have my future gall bladder operation now....babay

IJoanee
IJoanee

The iPhone 6 is released 3 months after the iPhone 5

rolph
rolph

Yep, you covered it all.

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