Awards For Male Hookers!

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Leslie Jordan
Hollywood studios regularly whore themselves out for Oscars, but the serious honors will go to actual prostitutes when The International Hookies are given away on March 18 at Roseland.

I imagine there'll be trophies for Best Hourly Rate, Least Expensive Triple Penetration on a Double Date, and Best Live Action Long Subject.

Talk about trophy boys!

Pert little pixie Leslie Jordan is the host of the event, and here's what he has to say about it:

"Having hired my first hooker at 14 (gave a boy my lunch money out in the woods), I am truly honored and excited to be hosting this prestigious event!

"Let those boys know that Little Sugar Daddy is in the house and looking for someone to spoil!!"

Shocking! I can't believe he waited till 14!


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10 comments
latenitebump
latenitebump

will the nypd be present? will your favorite rentboy still be on duty during the ceremony?

Taylor Siluwé
Taylor Siluwé

LMAO!!!!!

I luv Leslie! I couldn't agree more. Though I never gave 'em my lunch money; I just got him in headlock. But I get the point. ;-)~ Hookers rule.

Ziz
Ziz

He should definitely drop by and bless Roseland, because that's where the Black Party's gong to be too!

Paul
Paul

It's too bad the pope won't be there. He did approve condoms for male hookers. It's only right he should honor them.

Daphna
Daphna

He spent his lunch money, but it sounds like he got lunch!!

Movielover
Movielover

BIG Leslie fan. Maybe he could regale with tales of other tail at later stages of his life. He was a riot on Will & G and in Sordid Lives. Did he do a lot of drag before Sordid? He was great as Tammy Wynette. How well did he get to know Benjie, his business partner on W&G?

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