Blind Items! Blind Items! Blind Items!

Rock Star Survivor who likes younger women his wife hooks him up with: Sting

Superstar who turns back on audience while "playing" guitar: Justin Timberlake

Screen villain who's a douche in real life" Willem Dafoe

Actress from 80s who looks like a Picasso: Vallerie Bertenelli

Gay mogul that likes Jewish twinks: Um, David Geffen (word up)

Former nice man TV star who has turned into an all-around druggie baddie: Charlie Sheen

Multi-Oscar nominated actress that's a hubby stealer: Kate Winslet

Male celebrity spawn married to another celeb spawn but is closeted: Josh Brolin

White rapper control freak: MARKY MARK

Female director who has been micromanaging: Sofia Coppola

How'd I do Mr. Musto??

Honey, why???

Sorry, CMG, you got a lot wrong, but thanks for trying so valiantly (and colorfully).

I was tempted to say Liam Neeson on the well-endowed but, he's Irish.

Steve Antin and Lou Pearlman for twink-turned-director and imprisoned boy band mogul.

Which actor who seems like a gay-positive hetero slept with at least one young gentleman, according to the (very happy) guy?Gyllenhaal? DiCaprio? They seem to embrace being lionized by the gay community.

Which famous person who's directing has typically been acting like a micromanaging nightmare, not allowing some of the creative folks hired on the project to think outside her box?If I didn't know it was a woman, I would have said Frank Darabont. But alas, it is probably Dunaway. Those poor souls should have known better.

Which multi-Oscar nominated actress befriended that blonde and was all up in her face with pseudo-kindness (this was years ago), not letting on that she was already fucking the blonde's man?Hmm.... Abbie Cornish? She's gotten smaller awards but not a nomination but she was accused of breaking up Witherspoon and Phillippe.

Which thirtyish rising star is such a weirdly overanalytical geek that she puts dozens of notes on every script page, scribbling comments and questions about seemingly simple motivations, words, and actions, even for crap movies?Piper Perabo (well, at least she is finally breaking out).

Which longtime screen villain is a baddie in real life, too, absolutely horrendous to work with, according to all reports?Vinny Jones? Then again, he only seems to work with Guy Ritchie.

Lorna Luft at Feinstein's performing a tribute to her mother? Sounds like the gay Triple Crown.

I don't know if she would be considered an 80's actress but Suzanne Sommers on those recent commercials has a strange mouth now that makes her look Picasso like

Is the enduring TV star who is a lesbian Betty White? Allen Luden liked hustlers?

The 80s actress sounds like maybe Jessica Lange or Sissy Spacek.

The s/m Brit...Colin Firth? I don't think so. Ewan McGregor?

You are a wicked taskmaster! Is the director one Madonna?