Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Bash Photos!

All this for a gay-for-pay porn "actor" ?And what does this 67 pruny old man do to a young not gay man ?

Gruber has an awfully small penis for a pornstar boytoy, awfully small. I would think Calvin Klein would order something in an XXL.

Ah, let 'em eat cock. Errr, I mean cake.

kudos. why all the haters? it´s their business. i wonder if cal will feature dick in a ck commercial? runway? look how successful jesus is thanks to madonna. the fotos look stunning. look how those candles shot. is that jerry hall?

Older man ... young "lover". Living in NYC.

Wasn't there an Older man recently murdered by his young "lover". Living in NYC.

Yikes!

Well the brand still wields a substantial advertising budget hence a notably A-List turn out for this little shindig. From Gruber upwards, they all have their price, it's just a matter of scale. All about the Benjamins... Always was.

Those fireworks and streamers and balloons look like one hell of a combustible combination! WOW what would happen to all those pretty faces if the place went bang!

Girls, girls, girls : )

Since when does Madame Tussade's let their wax figures out to party?

I don't think there was one sincere bone anywhere in that room. Looks like too many people were there on assignment, just waiting for the paycheck. That includes the birthday boy.

ew

As far as the BD cake, not that imaginative, what with so many erotic bakeries in and around NY.

Underwear cake with bulge

http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos...

Yeah, I have a friend who insists "but what if they're in love!" and this just makes me want to vomit. Wisdom for the ages: don't take your trick out in public!

Evan Lysacek was there? Oh, but how Johnny Weir must be giggling to himself.

Um overcrowded room and fireworks? Sounds like a great white concert. No thanks.

I think I just threw up a tiny bit in my mouth....

Musto, I love you for calling out that old hag on being such a fool over a young piece of tail.

Dear Diary. Today I turned 21, and Calvin gave me this great party!

Maybe it's the photo, or maybe it's Maybelline; but the kid looks quite heavily botoxed for a 21-year-old.

I'm glad Calvin finally has come out of the closet in his drastic Jann Wenner way! Although he's put Jann to shame....I guess he's at the point in life where he doesn't care or worry about how his lifestyle will affect the bottom line! Of course young hot lovers are emotionally dangerous...but it's worth the risk, shrink visits etc.

What the hell is that cake made of? It does not look appetizing!

What's up with your obsession with this couple? Very strange for you...

I met CK a couple of times at 54 and he made no attempt to be "straight" (He had his hand on my ass more than once), so I was confused about his marriage and straight public image. Did he think someone would be shocked and offended by a Gay fashion designer? I still don't "get" him. I'm sure he couldn't care less. :-)

Who's zoomin' who?

Looks like the opening scenes from and episode of Law&Order Criminal Intent.

"Jealous"? No, nauseous.

Fancy parties are nice, Nick, but you gotta get that money in deeds, mutual funds, or convertible bonds. You know WHERE to dig the gold, now you just have to learn HOW.

Enchanting, full of whimsy and mirth! I can feel the love (or something) from here. itch itch. Oh, tra la la la la.

Was it the pastry chef's day off?

...and the real A-list boys were home reading a book..with their logo on it.