Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Bash Photos!

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Friday night at Indochine, Nick Gruber went from baring his butt for the porn cameras to being mwah-mwahed by an assortment of celebrities and media biggies as he turned 21.

All thanks to the healthy, honest, and sincere love of someone named Calvin Klein!

I wasn't invited--but I doubt that it's because I ranted against the whole thing the other day, and it was picked up everywhere from Huffington Post to JoeMyGod and beyond.

I wouldn't have been invited anyway!

But with these inspiring photos, you can taste the magic, savor the late-life crisis, and feel you were right up in the crack of it all.

Jealous?

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Jamesbnott
Jamesbnott

All this for a gay-for-pay porn "actor" ?And what does this 67 pruny old man do to a young not gay man ?

@JoeWatchesTV
@JoeWatchesTV

Gruber has an awfully small penis for a pornstar boytoy, awfully small. I would think Calvin Klein would order something in an XXL.

David
David

Ah, let 'em eat cock. Errr, I mean cake.

latenitebump
latenitebump

kudos. why all the haters? it´s their business. i wonder if cal will feature dick in a ck commercial? runway? look how successful jesus is thanks to madonna. the fotos look stunning. look how those candles shot. is that jerry hall?

FunMe
FunMe

Older man ... young "lover". Living in NYC.

Wasn't there an Older man recently murdered by his young "lover". Living in NYC.

Yikes!

Nonplussed
Nonplussed

Well the brand still wields a substantial advertising budget hence a notably A-List turn out for this little shindig. From Gruber upwards, they all have their price, it's just a matter of scale. All about the Benjamins... Always was.

MrAsh
MrAsh

Those fireworks and streamers and balloons look like one hell of a combustible combination! WOW what would happen to all those pretty faces if the place went bang!

Norma
Norma

Girls, girls, girls : )

JoeyO'H
JoeyO'H

Since when does Madame Tussade's let their wax figures out to party?

domo
domo

I don't think there was one sincere bone anywhere in that room. Looks like too many people were there on assignment, just waiting for the paycheck. That includes the birthday boy.

Milo
Milo

Yeah, I have a friend who insists "but what if they're in love!" and this just makes me want to vomit. Wisdom for the ages: don't take your trick out in public!

VonLmo
VonLmo

Evan Lysacek was there? Oh, but how Johnny Weir must be giggling to himself.

Eric Chicago
Eric Chicago

Um overcrowded room and fireworks? Sounds like a great white concert. No thanks.

guest
guest

I think I just threw up a tiny bit in my mouth....

Kiriakis1
Kiriakis1

Musto, I love you for calling out that old hag on being such a fool over a young piece of tail.

Noway
Noway

Dear Diary. Today I turned 21, and Calvin gave me this great party!

I'm-here-all-night-folks
I'm-here-all-night-folks

Maybe it's the photo, or maybe it's Maybelline; but the kid looks quite heavily botoxed for a 21-year-old.

Kimberly Davis
Kimberly Davis

I'm glad Calvin finally has come out of the closet in his drastic Jann Wenner way! Although he's put Jann to shame....I guess he's at the point in life where he doesn't care or worry about how his lifestyle will affect the bottom line! Of course young hot lovers are emotionally dangerous...but it's worth the risk, shrink visits etc.

foodie
foodie

What the hell is that cake made of? It does not look appetizing!

Brandon
Brandon

What's up with your obsession with this couple? Very strange for you...

Jameybartram
Jameybartram

I met CK a couple of times at 54 and he made no attempt to be "straight" (He had his hand on my ass more than once), so I was confused about his marriage and straight public image. Did he think someone would be shocked and offended by a Gay fashion designer? I still don't "get" him. I'm sure he couldn't care less. :-)

Pickuptrucker
Pickuptrucker

Looks like the opening scenes from and episode of Law&Order Criminal Intent.

Yetta
Yetta

"Jealous"? No, nauseous.

GuestOfAQuest
GuestOfAQuest

Fancy parties are nice, Nick, but you gotta get that money in deeds, mutual funds, or convertible bonds. You know WHERE to dig the gold, now you just have to learn HOW.

timmmyk
timmmyk

Enchanting, full of whimsy and mirth! I can feel the love (or something) from here. itch itch. Oh, tra la la la la.

DB
DB

Was it the pastry chef's day off?

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

...and the real A-list boys were home reading a book..with their logo on it.

Kc3
Kc3

werqqq!that old queen CK is a little dick druggie from the 70's.

Darelman
Darelman

but he's fucking cute...also a blond with an uncut cock...yummy!

meanteacher
meanteacher

Dear Diary,And today my balls dropped.

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