Guess Who The Surprise Performer Will Be at the Super Bowl Half-Time Show?

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We know that The Black Eyed Peas are all set to perform.

But guess who I hear is joining them?

La Toya Jackson?

No!

It's Slash!

The dude from Guns N' Roses!

(But not the other dude from Guns N' Roses!)

Slash has worked with the Peas, so it all makes sense.

But will it make me pay attention to the screen any harder?

NO!!!!


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6 comments
latenitebump
latenitebump

being black and jewish helps. also, having worked with the king of pop helps. hope he shoots up before performing.

too bad it isn“t latoya! the ratings would sky rocket. where is da love?

nostradavid
nostradavid

He's playing at the Cotillion in Wichita tonight! big deal...

CMG
CMG

Alanis Morrisette should the guest performer with her stripped down version of 'My Humps'. There really does need to be more comedy on Super Bowl Sunday (esp. since it seems most of the commercials are shittay).

Janet
Janet

I hope he doesn't have a wardrobe malfunction.

@JoeWatchesTV
@JoeWatchesTV

If Slash DID have a wardrobe malfunction it would be a BIG one, get it? I'm all for that.

Nibbs
Nibbs

Thank God it's not Axl.

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