I'm Nominated For 'Most Eligible Bachelor'!

Out magazine has decided that I'm one of the 100 most eligible bachelors in tarnation, and I want to know just what kind of gall it takes to assume that, just because I'm weird and a little bit neurotic, I must be single!

Anyway, vote for me!!!

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Musto
Musto

Thanks, y'all.

And Betty, you click on the words "vote for me".

Then you scroll down to my name (I'm the second to last one) and vote, then press "Finish survey."

Thanks! This is my big chance!

Jonster
Jonster

I voted for you. You ARE single, aren't you? I think they should create a new bachelor show around you. Instead of a rose, you would give the lucky guy a drink ticket.

Betty OLeary
Betty OLeary

I want to vote! Where does your 79 yr. old daily TX fan vote? Your wit & humor make my day.

Musto
Musto

Thank you, guys.

(a) Yes, Cheyenne and Anderson are partnered (but not with each other) or they would have surely been on the list.

(b) Yeah, I know about Chi Chiz closing. The cops harassed them into extinction. Tragic.

Phillip McKrevis
Phillip McKrevis

You didn't tell us you were up against John Waters. I still voted for you, honey.

I'm just disappointed I can't invite you on a date to Chi Chiz! You know it went out of business, right?

Jonny
Jonny

Well, now that Calvin is out of the picture.....

I found some of their choices curious. Am I to assume that if a gay celebrity is not included, that he is partnered (i.e., Cheyenne Jackson, Anderson Cooper, Madonna's last boy toy...)

But you are by far the classiest of the bunch!

Jocko
Jocko

It's between you and Adam Lambert. Hmm.

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