Lindsay Lohan Has Become a Walking Hallmark Card
Watch out, David Arquette. Rehab turns celebrities into greeting cards!
As Page Six reports, Lindsay Lohan is leaving the Betty Ford clinic with a spiritual attitude, if not a bottle of gin.
And she's done this while looking up to a very holy icon known for being super skinny--no, not Kate Moss, but Mahatma freakin' Gandhi!
Here's Lindsay's latest tweet:
"Today is the first day of the rest of my life. 'The future depends on what we do in the present.'--Mahatma Gandhi. 'One step at a time.' "
Have you ever read so many cliches packed into one tiny little message?
And does anyone suspect this zenlike approach has been orchestrated by Lindsay's people, the way she was suddenly traveling to Africa on a humanitarian mission after one of her last crises?