Lindsay Lohan Has Become a Walking Hallmark Card

Watch out, David Arquette. Rehab turns celebrities into greeting cards!

As Page Six reports, Lindsay Lohan is leaving the Betty Ford clinic with a spiritual attitude, if not a bottle of gin.

And she's done this while looking up to a very holy icon known for being super skinny--no, not Kate Moss, but Mahatma freakin' Gandhi!

Here's Lindsay's latest tweet:

"Today is the first day of the rest of my life. 'The future depends on what we do in the present.'--Mahatma Gandhi. 'One step at a time.' "

Have you ever read so many cliches packed into one tiny little message?

And does anyone suspect this zenlike approach has been orchestrated by Lindsay's people, the way she was suddenly traveling to Africa on a humanitarian mission after one of her last crises?


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12 comments
egghumor
egghumor

Originality is clearly not her forte. On the other hand, we could have gottedn the flipside response which might have read something like this:

Thank Gandhi I'm outta there! I'm sick of those Mean Girls and I Know Who Would Have Killed Me. Ain't goin' back to that Parent Trap, neither. Will get my Freak Back On Friday. Woo-hoo!

Krys Fox
Krys Fox

I feel like this pick on Lindsay thing is overkill. Addiction sucks, let alone going through it in front if the world. If we all keep pushing her and taunting her and ripping her a new one. What do we think she will do? She's a talented girl, and she's young... Give her a break. It's a new year, let's start it with some compassion. <3

Rob in Philly
Rob in Philly

And there's a small chance that she's finally gotten it that something has to change. just maybe....

JonnyOneNote
JonnyOneNote

It's Pink Cloud clichés like that that made me quit going to AA meetings. Dear Higher Power, what's next, "Keep comin' back, it works if you work it!"

graceuws
graceuws

our whole freakin' culture is a sound bite.

Jonster
Jonster

Ouch, the cliches are truly horrifying. I'm sure the insurance company covering her next film will take great comfort in them when they turn her down. She'll have to come back thru the tube like Robert Downey, Jr. If people still care ... I mean Downey had Chaplin under his belt. Lindsay's got, what? Herbie?

inagadadavida
inagadadavida

The snow in Ohio stays mainly in the knows, ho!

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

It's a coded message to her peeps:

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. (I just got out y'all)

'The future depends on what we do in the present.' (OK, I can't "play" just yet..)

--Mahatma Gandhi. (club name of fave dealer)

'One step at a time.' (I'll call/text/tweet you at the appropriate time)

Daniel
Daniel

Boooooring. What's Miley up to?

rolph
rolph

Mahatama freakin' Gandhi?

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