Read My Year-End Essay Again!

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Come on, kids. Do it for mama, just one more time.

CLICK HERE and savor the wit and wisdom of my year-end wrapup, which is as full of insight and innuendo as a gay fortune cookie, devoured on lots of Percoset.

Read both pages, if you don't mind.

As a bonus, you get to see me dressed up throughout the spread as Snooki, Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, and the Bieber!

I'll even give you a free tidbit abut the Gaga meat dress shoot:

The meat was so freezing cold that I thought I was going to die if it clung to my bare manflesh for one more second.

I took it off and begged them to heat it up by any means possible.

Someone said a blowdryer would be a good idea, and luckily, we happened to have one for the shot of me as Justin Bieber!

It all comes together here at La Daily Musto.


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4 comments
Melinda9
Melinda9

Did you actually wear a meat dress or is it from Photoshop?

latenitebump
latenitebump

putting the meat between your legs wouldn't have helped?

Melinda9
Melinda9

Okay, I read it again. (You're welcome). Still love the meat dress.

rolph
rolph

Deal. Love your knees.

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