What "Turned Me Gay"?
I reveal it in this saucy interview in the new Dirty Mag by Paul Bruno, who raided my photo files while probing my psyche.
The answer may not please most conventionally-thinking people, but as always, I gotta speak the truth. It's genetic! But I don't think being gay is!
Much more shocking, though, is the photo Bruno took to go along with the Q&A.
It looks like my bulge is enormous!
This spread, as it were, is going to help my social life a whole bunch!