Anna Wintour Is Highly Protected This Year

By Michael Musto Thu., Feb. 17 2011 at 1:52 PM

Everywhere you turn your fashionable head at Fashion Week, there she is -- Vogue empress Anna Wintour, looking magisterial and divoon, darling.

Or is that her?

It's hard to tell because she's always surrounded by at least two burly bodyguards!

Ever since PETA decided to target Anna for promoting terribly chic dead animals, she's been dodging all sorts of unfurling banners and tofu pies.

So she wisely has protection! Large men, each the size of 12 of her magazine's models mashed together.

The problem is, even people who know the lady can barely get near her to give her a pie to eat!

Maybe Anna should stop promoting fur and save on the bodyguards?

Nah. She'd still be a target for people trying to rip off her sunglasses.

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Sue

She emanates such joy, always. What an inspiration.

latenitebump

fur is so passè!

Sinfestm

a lady was walking down the street in a fur coat , some protesters yelled , WHAT HAD TO DIE FOR YOU TO HAVE THAT COAT , ? she politely said , MY AUNT!

Jonster

PERfect.

Guest

I really wish she didn't need bodyguards and I also wish she could condemn fur. I'm not sure you can force and scare people into having compassion but the fur industry can't be ignored. I don't like that she feels in danger and I hope that she remains safe and rethinks her position.

Annewells

Please Gay Mary, "Mary" is a really obsolete expression not everyone is proud of, if you must know.

And "Helen Lawson" is a character in Valley of the Dolls. The person was spouting lines from Valley of the Dolls, when prompted to by another commenter.

Take your pc shit and shove it!.

Helenlawson

Neely would never believe it, but I feel sorry for her. Nothing can destroy her talent...but she'll destroy herself.

As for her husband: he's not a fag, and I'm the dame that can prove it.

Gay Mary

I am not being PC, but we hate that "F" word, dear . The word is always used derogatorily and please don't try to insult us further by attempting to justify it otherwise.